- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to bread toast!

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power of learning

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The ability to change your weight

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

Pointless Super Powers