- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to like any show

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to die using only your mind.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The power to not do it.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

Pointless Super Powers