- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to like this power

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to disintegrate yourself

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The ability to get shot, for real.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Power to instantly turn drunk

Pointless Super Powers