- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the ability to constantly have the fever

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to bleed anally at will

Pointless Super Powers