- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

the power to change people socks on command

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

Pointless Super Powers