The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to beathe

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!