The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!