- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to eat nandos

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to have a power

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

power to blow up your own head only once,

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

To pee standing up.

Pointless Super Powers