The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to talk to humans

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to become black!

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!