- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

To be able to summon old people

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to start time.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the ability to become black.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to self destruct

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the ability to look into your brain

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

Pointless Super Powers