- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to create powers

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

being black

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to be stupid

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

Acid tears.

The power to lose this power.

the power to eat bread

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Pointless Super Powers