Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to think of food

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!