The power to see through air

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power of women's rights.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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A good Kisser

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The abilty to go through water.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!