The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!