The power to live.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!