The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!