- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to never get drunk

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

the power to youtube poop

The power to attract bullets.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to shit with your mouth

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The ability to part hair.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Pointless Super Powers