The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to mind reeds

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to write a country song

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!