The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!