the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to be dead

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!