The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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To be able to summon old people

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power drown in water

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!