The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to clean

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to read captchas

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to shit bricks

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!