The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see forever

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to mind reeds

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!