The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To pee standing up.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power of words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!