The power to wet yourself at will.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to create shit

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!