The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to see into the present.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!