The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to in power your self

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Being a freemason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!