The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to create powers

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!