the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to plank

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The power to control sloths

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!