The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!