The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to police irony

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!