The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to watch tv

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!