The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Stop clapping

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to like this power

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!