The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!