The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to to think less

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!