The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!