The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to die.

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to shed hair

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!