The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Taekwondo

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!