the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to change races.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to be able to blow air

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!