The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to stop existing.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power drown in water

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!