The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to go suicide

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!