The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to start time.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!