The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to die at will

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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Super-slowness

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!