The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to drown on land.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to die at will.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!