that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!