- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to create powers

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to wear crocs.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The power to become a llama.

Pointless Super Powers