- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

the ability to type slower.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to die at will

The power to eat food.

A healing punch

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power of being yourself

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

Pointless Super Powers