The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!