- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Being able to fly in place.

The power to uncontrally boop

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to not move but your always happy.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

Pointless Super Powers