- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to pee poop

The power to be a woman

The power to create powers

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

Liam Brudenell

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

Pointless Super Powers