The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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A healing punch

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The power to fall up.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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power to eat through your but

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to control urine

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!