The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to stop existing.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!