the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to beathe

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!