ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!