the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to like any show

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!