The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!