The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!