the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to like this post

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!