The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to science.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!