- Pointless Super Powers

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to instantly die

the power to create bad superpowers

the power of words

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to smell thoughts.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!