The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!