The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to be a dick.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

the power to complete math exercises

to power to do the bird is the word

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The Power to fart glitter

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power to kill yourself

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

The power to kill yourself

to be shitty

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!