The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!